Man, ugly runs in her family
yeah, big time
I cant. I'm trying to smell my vagina.
Steve is enlightening me on how and why u put gerbils up your ass
kerrys trying to convince everyone in the bar shes a lesbian. cheers to not being the drunkest girl in the room. i probably wont piss myself tonight.
Just found out you can rent the rollerena for 100 bucks and you can bring your own beer... when are you free this week?
So I guess I passed out face first on the ground while trying to grill last night
She saved the condom from the first time we did it.
he ruins everything I try to do including his roommates
please come over and have sex with me so we can talk about prom and kill 2 birds with one condom
The intern claims someone glued plastic eyeballs to his penis last night. He going to show everyone in the conference room at 3pm. There is a $5 cover charge.
Is cat milk safe for human consumption?
don't do it for the experience, do it for the story. now get your ass in that bedroom
a guy offered me a piece of pizza if I'd make out with a random girl. We got the whole damn box and I ain't even mad
I know it's just really hard to give up sex and cigs during a blizzard
oh you can't commit, don't have any real ambitions, and love to drink PBR? well.... sign me up!
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