Nope, Im Irish and pissed with some drunk mixed in...therefore punching things is the best solution to every problem.
I'm so hungover i just sang the alphabet to see if "Z" comes after "W"
Still can't decide which I'm more disappointed about: the blow job I gave him or the donuts I ate after.
yea im pretty sure it has something do with my love of forearms...
how the hell did this chicken wing end up in my cast?!
Depending upon how the Sox game progresses, I'll either cry on the bar or fuck someone tonight...
It was a legit night tell he threw a snowball in the bar, thats when I knew it was time to go to the next bar.
If I take diet pills with my edibles I'll be a perfect person
He brought wine and beer. I'll put my pants on for wine and beer.
I'm using the bullet from my cock ring to massage out my tmj lock jaw from giving too much head.
Would it be considered cannibalistic if I wanted to eat off his bacon tattoo?
sober me is the one who makes bad decisions every boyfriend I've ever had I met sober
She shoved her hand down my pants and held my cock for thirty minutes in the bar. It was like she was letting all the other females know I was hers.
I'm a girl who met my last three bfs in gay clubs. Think I'm doing something wrong?
I feel like a grown up and it scares me so I'm hiding out in the bathroom stall and messaging you
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