Hoooooo maaaaan
Yes?
I'm retarded. Again.
I've decided to only have meaningless sex from now on.
And what brought this epiphany?
I've decided it's a lot easier to have dirty amazing sex with someone when you don't care about the other person or what they think of you. I'm going to test this theory soon. Will update you later
Memory from last night that just came back: me forcibly jacking him off while he yelled I DONT LIKE HANDJOBS I DONT LIKE HANDJOBS
I just want to make him a cookie cake that says "you have no chance with me."
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Sacagawea was the original milf.
So yes, he's hot, a scorpio, an artist and a perfect cock. I think my bi train just arrived in gay town.
yolo... Doesn't that stand for 'shut the fuck up'?
You went streaking and came back with your shirt inside out. Then said "it happens in the line of duty" and passed out.
Moments after comforting her about her boyfriend issues I found myself in the other room showing him my tits.
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I'm thinking blowjobs and wheelchair sex should be part of any post-injury wellness plan.
WTF DUDE?
Stay calm. I'm sure there's a heterosexual explanation for this
My life is sponsored by tidy cat kitty litter, Bacardi rum, and plan b.
I am so stoned. And there are so many white people in this Jack in the Box.
I can't believe just smoked out of a pear
I can't believe you had a pear already made to smoke out of, that was impressive
The report specifies "melted cheese food" as the cause of the burns. Your pride, like your cock, isn't getting out of this without heavy damage.
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