I sometimes wonder how many of the girls I know have done anal...and why none of them have ever dated me.
so looking at the guys i've dated i feel my vag is a halfway house
fter the third song from an iPod commercial played I realized how much that frat sucked.
I won the karaoke contest at the bar last night, when they called my name i was doing blow off the toilet seat, i thought they caught me, i didnt even know there wasa contest
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It's not my theme song, it's my blowjob song. There's a difference.
They tried. Someone started to yell beer shower but he spun around and punched them in the mouth before they even finished saying beer. He's a fast little drunk.
yeah we were the ones eating jello shots out of the back of a jeep in the bar parking lot
Who knew you could get a drunk in public when jogging with your dog?
There a special place in hell for drunk criers. A special FUCKING PLACE
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Her one night stand followed us to mass. This is too funny for real life.
apparently I stole your wolf lighter. probably bc you made me howl while you puked over your deck railing.
You walked up to a random girl on the street and asked her for a bite of her pizza...
His dick is the size of my forearm. Would it be rude to ask to take a comparison photo after sex?
I made a nest in his bed. I'm not leaving
She drunkenly texted me about Japanese mythology at four AM. I think I’m in love.
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