Strip flip cup NEVER equals good idea
what the fuck. my fiance told me she called our wedding band last night and told them to perform "best i ever had" for our first dance
oh hey just found a glowstick in my tits. fuck yes new years eve
It's official. I'm a squirter. Wasn't a one time thing.
the people going to church this morning while i was walking home did not seem as pleased as i was with how many beads i earned last night
Too many people are naked here for this to be normal.
Bake him heart shaped cookies?!? Send him a picture of your tits like an ADULT!
My roommate was tripping balls last night, he kept me up all fucking night
Roommate? Please tell me you're not calling your cat your roommate
Your dick is going to fall off. Be careful or you'll get callouses. A workingman's dick.
I can not believe he edited a picture of our three way and made it his profile picture
Why did I ever allow that penis to enter my sacred temple?
All I remember is allowing my uber driver to pull over on the side of the road to give me a massage. I was alone
I walked in and saw her crying and singing to her dog
You cannot ask her to resend the picture of her genital tattoo to you just so you can show your room mate. it is time to end your relationship with the Captain.
So I FINALLY get to start out a story, "So there I was, naked except for a toboggan hat and handcuffs..."
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