Its not drinking alone if you got Tiger on the Wii.
Grandma was not a fan of the beer-can ornaments. Not "traditional".
Just turned my microbiology homework into a drinking game. The words are getting blurry but I think we're really bonding.
All i remember before i blacked out is you pointing to a random chick and telling me to bang her for America.
Can you pinpoint the moment you decided it was acceptable to trade blow jobs for beers or was it a gradual slide?
its sad im about to start saving up for how drunk i need to be for the holidays
I was stumbling so much, men walking behind us were shouting "don't hit the pole! don't hit the pole!" whenever I was near a telephone pole.
Dude Carly, it's like, inconvinent how often you cause me to have an erection
currently buying a pregnancy test while braless so happy november to you too
A warmed up burrito and jelly beans. The breakfast of champions.
Yes, if by 'finishing my business' you mean vomiting in her bathtub and losing my watch.
I've just been thinking about sangria a lot lately, like an adult.
You texted me the words "butt stuff" 53 times in a four hour period last night.
please tell me he didn't just scream 'i am the yiff lord' at the cops
We could probably bang our way to enlightenment. However acid helps.
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