your parents love me but you hate me
I prefer the term 'tenderly watching'
such a stalker...
she wanted to love me. she just didn't know it yet.
I just walked by a ginger with a mullet. I repeat GINGER mullet. So help us God.
We have had massive layoffs this year, yet the guy who cant flush his shit seems to still have a job
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I'm drunk. And at a vegan cafe. You would hate it. Don't tell my hipster friend but I kinda hate it too.
You fell asleep mid BJ last night. I put your pants back on you. My ego is pretty bruised this morning.
It's nice to see a girl prepared for the walk of shame. She brought headphones
Your place is a magnet for either righteous parties or crippling alcohol dependency. Lets find out which together
Seriously, dude... You knows its bad when you gag on her nipple.
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Someone snapchat me a pic of you topless laying on the bar with Scotty pouring a bottle of tequila down your throat. IT'S NOT EVEN ELEVEN YET.
School starts next week
i dont get why youre mad at me. i promised you he looked like jim morrison and you failed to ask me like which era
honestly my period and I are just as surprised to see each other every month
I support your vibrator fueled lifestyle.
not sure if actually covered in glitter or just drunk
Just convinced the cute guy from class that I have prostate cancer. GET ME OUT OF THIS TOWN!
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