The Redheads category on Pornhub is my number 2 site behind facebook on google chrome. I think I have a problem
went out last night and woke up on the bathroom floor again, thinking about just moving my bed in there.
im in his phone as 'great ass to tap'
Got kicked out of the baseball game with a 4 officer escort. Not bad for a monday night.
you cried when she wouldn't let you have her bathroom rug.
I'd say I should re evaluate my life choices, but I'd make the same decisions only faster and wearing a push up bra.
whoever put homecoming and halloween on the same weekend owes me a new liver and a get out of jail free card.
He blew a .19 and then slurred "well I did have some rum cake earlier today officer".
no one could get around him on the stairs cause he surrounded himself with all the empties he could find, he said he was building a fort. then he passed out on them.
I told you, I don't give a SHIT about their music. I JUST. WANT. TO FUCK. THE BASSIST.
We have 24 days left before I leave for college and 21 condoms left in the stockpile. Are you up for the challenge?
And I told him that even though were not together, if he has sex with anyone I would have sex with someone else, video tape it and send it to him.
There is blood on my sheets, we apparently used 8 towels, everything in my shower is knocked down. Wut?
How do you clean human pee out of a carpet
Inconspicuously
why is there glitter IN my vagina????
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