i just woke up in the hallway. not my hallway. i officially raise my hand to be DD next week.
You proceeded to call me a hoe and then informed me that Bear Grylls is and always will be more important than I am to you.
i just sent my parents are gone come over I have condoms to my mom because Derek changed my numbers while I was passed out
One minute we were getting noise complainted by the security guards the next I was shotgunning a beer with them
Babe. Honestly. Trust me. Your balls are not that big. And i'm eager.
He is so amazingly handsome. I just wanna fuck every shred of decency out of him.
I have to date her. We need a place to stay when we go tailgating.
Did i mention i'm like the equivilent of a prepubescent boy suffering from preejaculacy? I just about creamed my pants when he grabbed my hand..
The chlamydia really affected his face.
I woke up and he was just feeling up my stomach. I felt like buddha and he was rubbing my belly for good luck. never again.
As I was sneaking out of his house last night his moms lover was sneaking in, he held the door for me...
The nausea has returned and I can't handle such things to exit my body so violently
I can't be here...my therapist just watched me take tequila shots
Don't be embarrassed its me, I've licked your taint.
Just because my bed is easier to get to doesn't mean it's okay to fuck in.
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