He had on juicy sweatpants and thats when i knew he was no longer a threat.
The size of her hoop earrings are directly related to how much of a slut she is.
Henry's handball, Tiger Wood's Car Crash, Roger Federer losing ... That's it....I'm throwing my Gillete away
I wish his dick was as long as his hair.
that's all we do, eat and hve sex, eat and have sex. he thinks it's bad and that we need to talk more or whatever but I'm just not seeing the problem...
I didn't realize how drunk I was until my vagina was in the snow.
I was told I sang Taylor Swift's entire discography in between violent bursts of green vomit before falling asleep in the bath tub
Hey man, when I left for work she was laying on the couch naked cuddling your keurig, can you clean that mess up?
He took me home and by the time I woke up after catching up on sleep I realized I accidentally put on one of his fiances socks. whoops.
I think you are severely overestimating being able to get your lingerie back by posting the lyrics of Irreplaceable
I don't know where I keep finding these guys, but mi power bottoms es su power bottoms.
Giiirrrllll. Back to back snaps of dicks. Two different guys sent me their dick at the same time. This is totally what our founding fathers meant with life, liberty, and the pursuit of happiness.
A stripper set a mans ass on fire... the club smelled like burning ass and boxers.
He told me that he had never gotten a blow job. I sat there for a second, then thought "I MUST FIX THIS!" It was fucking fantastic.
he asked me for a magic BJ...is that supposed to be different from a normal BJ?
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