Thanks for last night it was amazing as always
What are you talking about
You've got to be kidding me
so then they started chanting "LET'S GET A LITTLE BIT SCHWASTED. S-H-W-...WASTED!" theres nothing like partying with former high school cheerleaders
Best news of the day: the hot chick at the funeral was NOT related to me... Thank god
Drinking wine out of an empty soup can and watching spongebob squarepants.. I eveb hate myself
i think this is the gayest thing you've ever shown me. and i'm pretty sure you've sent me pictures of a dude sticking his dick in a horse's nose.
Cut a hole in the crotch of my onesie so we could have sex without me getting cold. Best decision of my life.
After a long night of drunk sexting I have to the ninja roll at the front door to see who showed up.
I'm playing drinking games with a boy who looks like Liam Hemsworth. I think I'm fine.
Well, I was asked to leave the Waffle House for "being to physical" so I think that option is off the table
My pants are on and I'm pretty sure I tried to throw them at someone.
I buy a new bowl every time I get a new guy. It's retail therapy.
Drunk me started making nachos apparently but never got to the part with the cheese. There are chips everywhere
Literally breaking up to my boyfriend while jamming out to Feraglicious
My ex gave me head because she said she didn't enough when we were dating... Best ex ever? I think yes.
Ran into my FWB on my walk of shame and went back to her place. Even my walk of shames are awesome!!!
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