didnt we say no more talking to eachother
it will help you get over me i promise
im horny
ok i will unlock the door
if you don't start talking to me i'm gonna tell your gf that you said she tastes bad
I have to tell you about my conversation with the cloud dragon!
So apparently vaginal secretions are not covered under water damage insurance for my cell phone
once the tequila comes in everyone elses feelings go out the window.
corn on the cob and anal lube are not substitutes for the real thing
You know what is really helpful - when the two guys you want to fuck stand next to each other. Stay tuned for who wins
This amicable friendliness is dull. We either need to start fighting or fucking around. I'll even let you pick.
possible new low: just washed a permanent marker penis off my cheek with porta-potty hand sanitizer.
also if this is gonna be a sample of how country jam will be, I might as well break up with him now. he spent the night blacked out and I could have been in a three-some.
You might have to deal with a coked up ex pan American gold medalist wrestler when you get back to the room
Because 9 pm Thursday you drink a loco cause you just wanna get drunk and have a good time with your friends. Then you wake up on Tuesday and you've had 17 locos and you're pregnant, lying on the side of the road, 3 states over. THAT'S why we don't have only locos parties.
I have never thoroughly inspected the geometry of my nipples until now. How do I fix this?
All I got was pictures of my boss and dicks. So, that was the end of snapchat.
Just walked outside my house; realized I wasn't wearing any pants after about 3 minutes or so.
Drunk, high, hungover?
...I wish I had an excuse.
Should we make a shared Google doc list of places we want to fuck? Like a scavenger hunt?
Randomize
