he wasnt completely random
you're right. you met him once and didnt know his name. you still dont
i get things done.
my FASA form asked what i spent the majority of my 08 earnings on, im tempted to put "booze, blow, & blunts"
i asked a few people if they wanted to make pancakes with me but no one would. thats why i'm drunk by myself right now
who loves string cheese????? I LOVE STRING CHEESE!!!
you know...if you didn't give such great head little things like this would ruin our friends with benefits relationship.
As it turns out, drunk trust falling that guy at the top of the waterslide didn't really work out for anyone..
It's taken me 5 years and 2 beers to finally realize that maybe he isn't the dude for me. Also, that picking your major should be done sober, lest you find your self an art major.
I wish I could but I can't. No beer pong or sex on a hammock...such an unproductive weekend
I just feel like everything is too perfect
He's probably a serial killer or chronic masturbator
Or both. Which is common
Why would I take you home? That would eliminate the chances of you making bad decisions I could ridicule you about later.
My sheer presence has sent the hipsters running in terror. I expect no problems.
i just got referred to as "the Loch Ness Cockster". God bless my Scottish heritage.
he's 22 and listens to dad music. if i hear one more modest mouse song i'll never blow him again
beggars cant be choosers....im desperate and he has a dick. he checks all the boxes.
Intoxication Level: I'm as graceful and flawless as a fucking dinosaur.
Who’s got two thumbs and just got laid in the administration building?
Randomize
