problem. drunk. stepbrother hitting on me again. help.
the nicest thing hes ever said to me is give me head.......please
i just threw up repeatedly on the entire entire walk down A1A to the pizza place....then on the way back slipped and fell in it
She has an album entitled "my photography", which consists of about 80 different pictures of a tractor that she took on her cell phone. I'm all for freedom of expression, but come on.
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we'll go far in life on tits alone.
I wish they had an "I'm Stoned" genre on online Netflix
oh god...if the people that live above me killed themselves again then im gonna assume im the worst neighbor ever
Got some good news and bad news about the hayride this weekend.
The good news is its still on, the bad news is we don't have any hay. The best news, if you drink enough you won't give a fuck that its just a trailer.
Tonight, a friend walked in and said "oh look at that. Drunk on the living room floor. Just as expected." this is my life. This is my life.
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think of it as grooming, as if he is my Kate Middleton and I'm grooming him to be a presentable princess
If you take a post shower shit just get back in bed. You're better off starting your whole morning all over again.
I'm content with our "friends with accidental benefits" situation.
I'm literally in the bathroom for two minutes and I walk out to a random dude with his face in your tits
all I know is id definitely throw up if you guys ever dated so if you do stay the fuck away from me
Is it bad if I look at someone i dont know and just want to punch them in the face?
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