what are you wearing?
Just my guilt
Let's just say he looked at my vagina like it was a rubics cube.
My professor is talking about sperm and all I can think about is my mouth
spending the week with her family was quite possibly the longest ive ever gone without having a boner
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She's making her own pesto again. Cooking spaghetti in the microwave and "frying" vegetables in the toaster oven. All this while wearing the yellow rubber gloves and saying that the pesto has feelings like a real person. Im terrified.
She sent me a text saying she picked out 17 different Halloween costumes for our kids when they hit the age of 4... The cling factor should have me running right now but honestly I'm just curious
After grabbing my boob for a couple minutes he then decides to ask me if I was awake.
My last google search was 'bulk asian wives' I don't know either
It's the only time I've ever felt manly shitting myself
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Do to my newly discovered condition I'm having to resort to emergency beat sessions to avoid the temptation to text girls I know are easy slams.
I just went through the Wendy's drive thru only wearing a towel. My life has hit an all time low
As a heterosexual male nursing student, the odds are ever in my favor. My first semester has basically been The Horny Games. I've killed almost all of the competitors at this point.
2016 is coming through for me, I'm renaming it the year of great dick
Don't forget my pants whenever you come over, otherwise we can't get in.
Mid thrust, say hold on I need a pic for my friend.
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