Btw I've read that book you bought me...And I'm such a bitch now
But I don't think guys love me
the the hell do you 'accidentaily" jizz on a shirt thats folded in a drawer?
Everyone needs a good pregnancy scare in their life.
walk of shame with early morning football tailgaters. niice.
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Just transferred the sun chips from that obnoxious Eco-friendly bag into a zip lock. Fuck the environment, that bag is loud.
it's like heaven, but drunker
So you used a whole package of smoked meat last night. Didn't eat it, just took it out and put it all over the fridge.
He wants to make love to me in a sea of paint and wash my tears away with the brushes surrounding us..I've known him for 2 days.
I'm fucking an ugly guy. Don't come home.
well now I have to
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Thanks for taking care of me. I hope I didn't pee in your car.
Well my summer started by me waking up in a tube on the side of the pond this morning with 2 of my friends. So that's good..
Tbh I would eat a grilled cheese off your dick.
Will you be doing the frenzied booty dance of passionate ownage on my penis tonight
Hypothetically speaking of course, is it bad if a cat eats lube?
im just letting you know I walked in on you with four different guys last night. a. you were all naked. b. they're all roommates
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