You hook up with other guys, let him talk to other girls.
no
I'm driving to work with an ice pack on my vagina. how was your weekend?
ttyl tear gas
I thought he was being really sweet and protective when he pulled me away from the guy i was hooking up with, but turns out he just wanted me to get chicken nuggets with him...
David pulled a magic mike again and started stripping on every street sign we passed.
Oh yes there is. Now I'm the sad one. Please organize my life. And I will demoralize yours.
I got my first tattoo & injured myself while having sex in a national monument. I say we consider this weekend siezed.
I sang Sweet Caroline with a homeless man and made him 25 bucks. Redbull vodka gives you wings!
I could tell you were slightly drunk by the time you started having a conversation with my tiki torch
Ok, now help me add to my topless picture collection, i'm going to make myself a calendar
I woke up with the gnarliest cold/hangover combo
Thats what u get when u have butt ass naked rooftop sex at night in december
Worth it.
What type of bandaid should I use on my clit
Uhmmmm is there really any way to tactfully ask "you into me jerking you off with my feet... or nah" cause if you find one let me know 😂
4 pharmacies and not one had Plan B. If this is gods way of telling me it's time for a child, he can fuck off.
Dude I had sex with her and she STILL thinks I'm gay. I don't know what else to do.
Randomize
