Pappa wants mamma naked
ahhh, you guys look like a cute little family in the cop car!
I think I just saw the travelocity gnome in leather chaps.
Welcome to my life. currently drinking beer through two straws. easier/faster that way.
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I had to ask him for the scissors while I was in the shower. My hood piercing was stuck in my loofah.
The world is my kaleidiscope. I see whatever the alcohol wants me to.
I wouldn't blow him for all the queso in the world.
I'd rather blow that homeless guy who asked me to breast feed him.
If you don't let me come over I'm gonna call you on speaker and you have to listen to her scream and moan too
Can I borrow you for, like, thirty minutes so you can lay on one boob and rub the other until I fall asleep?
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So he noticed that I cut a half inch off of my hair. Guess who just earned himself some road head on the way to the twin cities?
I shotgunned a beer immediately puked and rallied. And by rallied I mean had sex in the bathroom after he held my hair.
What a gentleman.
Apparently stoned me thought eating chips in the shower was a good idea.
Why would you ask him if you could lick his chest?
He has a very lickable chest
I have a dinner date combo blowjob event with Tristan tonight.
I could hear it slapping against his thighs under the robe!!!!!!!!! You are a lucky girl!
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