I can't watch pbs sober anymore
Today's life lesson: fat girls should not wear tight miniskirts and vinyl leggings. This Forever 21 salesgirl is a hot mess.
better yet, through the bookshelves. like an intellectual glory hole
There's a girl in my class named "La-a" pronouced "Luh Dash uh" I hate everyone
I can't begin to describe what I look like walking through the grocery store with this outfit and chocolate syrup.
i wasn't going to tell her about the threesome but i had to explain the tree and the green paint everywhere
Of course... Double fistin nati light cuz the powers out and it cuts down the times i gotta open the fridge... Genius
Just watched a guy get through airport security with a full bottle of captain morgan. In my head the entire airport cheered.
Drinking a pint every 8 mins right now. Power hour aint shit.
Good luck
Trying doe a second hour and I.cant open my eyes
Based on my body hair location, my ancestors had very cold hamstrings and very warm chests
this weekend took five years off my life and what was left of my dignity
You can't die you're my only democrat family member
I just wiped my butthole and there was glitter down there.
Omg I joined a choir last night...
I ACCIDENTALLY MURDERED MY COUSIN
HOW DO YOU ACCIDENTALLY MURDER YOUR COUSIN
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