I remember having a drink with vegetables in it. They said it was a mojito, but it tasted like cabbage.
haha i love mojitos
ya and i hate cabbage
Just found out you can rent the rollerena for 100 bucks and you can bring your own beer... when are you free this week?
I don't know if this beer pong partnership can last if you refuse to look me in the eye when we make sweet sweet clutch cup at the same time.
our night together was a product of my beer goggles and jennifer aniston-like desperation.
Heard puking from next door. Looks like the third floor won't be any different than the second.
Worst part of blacking out... Waking up and having to do the teeth check
i made this one couple from ohio so uncomfortable that they left....and that was WHEN I HAD PANTS ON
It's cosmic balancing. My vagina is an instrument of karmic retribution.
Saw a girl outside my apartment shotgun a bud light, then a red bull, get in her Tahoe, and drive 4 people away. Gotta love thirsty Thursday.
I ran into him drunk, barefoot, at rite aid and he said I looked "stunning." Yeah, Stunningly shitfaced haha
I don't go out. I live in my room watching Bridget Jones and thanking my vibrator for existing.
That shit was hard as fuck. It felt like a mountain entering my vagina.
Sometimes self-care is taking a shot of vodka and moving on.
She'd probably like you more if you'd stop fucking her husband.
Chaz got drunk and passed out so we superglued a kazoo to his mouth. Listening to him Panic when he woke up was fucking hilarious.
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