Is your delayed response due to the massive amount of judging going on?
also, did you notice that when he quoted your email he used MLA format?
day 8: i just gave goat a piece of pineapple soaked in rum. as an animal science major, im ashamed. as a normal person, it was awesome.
So I told her I dislocated my shoulder and she said "well okay. I can either be on top or blow you."
Decisions, decisions.
you threatened to puke on the table cause they didnt serve eggs Benedict
When I came in she was screaming "boundaries!" at the cat because it was trying to eat her pizza rolls.
it's ok. you also told me I can feel free to vomit on your blow dryer sometime.
they just started filling water ballons with vodka.
on my way.
Sorry, all I could picture was you jamming your dick into a lemon.
Fuck I am so excited for the first time I can make someone call me Doctor Nikki during sex after I finish my PhD
I'm so excited you texted me but I'm way to high to process it
How's my sex life is me mastubating next to her dog. that's how it's going.
How do I convince my friend not to get tattoo tributes to her cats?
WHO DOES THAT
I told her it'd send up tons of red flags and she responded by telling me they're her babies. And she's sober.
I figured if he was OK cheating on his gf with a guy, he'd be OK with me posting his number to m4m Craigslist Ads
He got mad at you last time bc you tried to rap battle him via text. This is strictly business.
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