He can hate all he wants but were fucking with these crocs on
The child next door sounds like he's having vigorous sex in the backyard and it's making me very, very uncomfortable. I don't want to look.
You proceeded to call me a hoe and then informed me that Bear Grylls is and always will be more important than I am to you.
some how when im high sleep beats hunger...its like how paper beats rock it doesnt make any fucking sense but it still happens
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my credit card is covered in vodka and bad memories
Just a heads up: The party is Fourth of July themed. Spread the word
dude its may
Work with me here, man.
there are 10 yearolds here who keep calling me on the elbow rule!
Wait are they playing beer pong to?
haha it staarrted out with just getting drunk then it turned into sports authority. So now im 4th or 5th in line and shit faced. Help me
On second thought, trying to signify she was a butter face by wiping my bagel on her cheek may not have been in my best of interests
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I distinctly remember seeing your nipples from the deck.
I'm currently making some changes in my life. If you don't hear from me anymore, then you're probably one of them. Or I'm dead.
We both got free alcohol and got laid by foreign men last night.
I'm not going out again for the rest of my life. I can't top this.
I wish I was there to have sex with you on the plane to lessen your anxiety.
That's the nicest thing anyone has over said to you.
I don't think you should say "suck my dick" and then proclaim to be a messiah, of any sort.
Double dirt bag award winner tonight. He picked me up in his wife's car.
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