So I had sex with him again. He's still got it. Not chlamydia, he got rid of that.
party was madd awkward.. it was like every person who i sat next to in high school and never said hi to was there
is her vagina suppost to smell like dirty taco bell?
Five girls, one freshman pledge. We're like our own Make A Wish Foundation.
I need to stop sleeping with republicans and cowboys fans.
I am a human short and spout . Here is my jager Herr is my redbull . When i get real drink i shout out. Tip me over and pour yeager out
she looks like one of those semi-pretty girls that turns into a 9 while she's riding your cock like she's trying to catch a train on horseback.
That's the first time I've ever heard something that tickled both my gag reflex and my penis simultaneously.
and that my friend is why you dont go in for an eye exam and drop 250 dollars on a pair of glasses after smoking a blunt
Throwing up in his bed is not a step up in your relationship
When he wears his hair down and sandals, he looks like Jesus. A Jesus I would fuck.
That's not what Jesus is for
YOU CAN'T JUST ADD EVERYONE WHO ENTERS MY VAGINA ON FACEBOOK WTF
at least he now gets to tell people how he once threw a party so epic that the next day they had to clean some girl's body paint off the ceiling
can we not speak foreign languages when I'm on drugs
You're just upset because I have cupcakes and boobs and you don't.
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