Classy? Dude, she fucked 3 guys as part of a scavenger hunt
And?
Don't fret. That vag would have consumed a lesser man.
She said she never had to courage to go fully shaved. Since when did shaving your snatch become courageous?
I am spending my work day planning my weekend drinking schedule
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I'm graduating. Then you'll never see me again.
We better fuck soon then
just to let ya know we might have to take a stripper snowboardin sometime
Come on, without my personality, I'm a pretty good one night stand.
He's just giving off this "someone be a bitch to me" vibe
just had Stella and stale goldfish for breakfast under the watchful eyes of an inflatable cactus and 5 llama pinatas. Cinco de mayo success!
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So, I'm stoned at his house petting the neighbors cat I made him steal.
You're a fucking train wreck.
I've been buying my puppy dildos for chew toys. I can't wait till a girl comes over and my dog is gnawing on a giant black cock
Just rolled up a joint with a cop standing right beside me. He just told us to not leave behind any garbage or empties. God I love canadian camping
He asked me who my new boyfriend was and I showed him a picture of my sex toys.
I'm somewhere between crying and wanting to orgasm.
holy shit! you were walking down a hill and just happened to be passing a trash can like 4 ft away and projectile vomited over a fence into the trash can. kept walking and drank a beer.
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