belinda wants 2 know wr u got ur butt pads
i dont wear butt pads that thang is au naturel
Yeah...right...LMAO
your head's too prwtty to be stuck in the books
I was just standing there and then BOOM! She was attacking my face with her mouth.
I don't get it, man. She treated me like a sexual predator but treated you like a piece of meat.
i love how cold weather makes identifying sluts easier. is it below freezing? is she wearing a tube top? she's easy.
I didn't know it was possible to make picking up dog shit look sexy.
She did the bend and snap...
WAIT U DIDN'T FEED THE SQUIRREL?
Just bought a 17 year old 40's while wearing a poncho. This behavior is acceptable until I'm 25.
If he survived pride he can survive a gay bar
His dad gives me dirty looks whenever I come over though. I think it's because I eat his food and have sex with his son.
I woke up in a bath tub and my face was sore and it wasn't because of you, I was impressed
Hey. Im sorry to bother you but I just watched the seinfield episode about faking an orgasm and it caused me to second guess myself. Were you satisfied?
Leave it to me to pull up my boyfriend’s grandfather’s obituary just to find out the name of his sister.
he's not even weird he's been offering me different drinks all night
oh i remember now hes the guy that liked when i peed on him
I wrote him a note at the end of the final. I'm hoping I can flirt my way in to an A or B
I'm gonna have to start putting baby wipes and a change of pants in my bag. The amount of times I'm scared of shitting my pants in public is too high and I need the reassurance
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