He's so far in the closet he's in Narnia
i feel like verizon should give a sexter of the month award
It was either a cute kinda butch tomgirl or a really fem guy. Either way, I made out with it. Bisexuality, my best friend.
Don't freak out about the couches in the driveway. We tried to unpack the uhaul drunk.
Saw my boss's vagina at that party. Hung over at work has never been more acceptable
It's official, no more fat chicks or even close to that, my balls are 2 dimentional
The gay viking and his eqyptian 'queen' hooked up on our couches. They pushed them together to make a bed. Innovative, but awkward to come home from work to at 7 am.
She's the worst person, but the best naked person
She fell asleep with me.... We found her pantsless in the dogbed in the morning... Russian foreign exchange students
Every girl my sister has brought home from college I've had sex with, check and mate motherfucker
Apparently after I threw up I put my socks in the toilet......
I think he might be using me for sex. I also think I might be ok with that.
Is it too forward if I ask him to bring a condom when he comes over to work on our project?
Did you see her happy birthday to emily on facebook? The gist of it is like: hey emily you almost died at birth im glad you didn't. love mom.
Should I be concerned that he called me mom when I got in bed on top of him?
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