There was so much of it... it was like he poured a bowl of pudding on my face. It's not bad for your hair is it?
Packed at 6 am completely wasted. Damage assessment: 12 pairs of socks (no underwear), a flashlight, 3 shorts, shot glass, 8 sweaters, puff paint, one sneaker.
all her text said was "asdfhdaufhudshfuds" and i knew that meant come over
I feel like i got beat with a pillowcase full of tequila shots.
I gave you a 45 minute blowjob. You were inside me for 3 minutes. I'm going to need you to get your shit together.
You may have cured my horniness. I feel like my libido just got shat on by kittens who live on an enchanted rainbow.
Your cat is quite the conversationalist after some tequila and shrooms
omg i just made best friends with a deer. Im like the drunk santa clause.
It's ok. I will share any beautiful men that I drug and leave unconscious on my bed. I'm that kind of friend.
Well we get the HIV results on my birthday haha. It'll be like happy birthday kid, you have AIDS.
Why yes. I did get laid looking like that. My sheets look like there was a clown orgy
I guess I'll just chalk it up as a learning experience and a lot of great sex.
I felt like a responsible adult. A responsible adult that may or may not end up shitfaced. But not heaving purple puke into a urinal like last time because I'm classy now.
He called out my ex's name during sex.
Alex is a pretty common unisex name.
It was the same Alex. I asked.
We made a blanket fort in my dorm room and fucked in it. Twice. I'm in love.
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