scale of 1-10 how well do I give head
5, but i have never had a 10. best was an 8 so if i grade you on a curve you are a 7. ish.
Jack off faster Americas best dance crew is beyonce themed
He woke me up by trying to shove oreos in my mouth. im ready to go home now
to cover up your slurred speech you tried talking like the creepy old man from family guy
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he asked me if i had ever jacked off high and then referred to it as a "man-to-man question"
i have one question about last night
if this is about your fridge being filled with hotdogs, sour cream, and PB&J open-faced sandwiches, i can explain
the man who designed bathrooms to have toilets within easy puking distance from the shower is my hero
Please tell me I did not ask the bartender how big his dick was.
I told the bartender that he could give me back the tip I gave him if he outsmarted me in a battle of wits. He has yet to challenge me.
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shotgunning beer in rite aid bathroom. hurry
I made everything so magnificently awkward in under 15 seconds. I am magic.
I was on etsy and I'm like those boobs look way too familiar
It's almost like he's actually taking my commentary and criticism to heart, but simultaneously succumbing to some primal urge to wear less clothing each time.
St. Patty's shenanigans tmrw? I wanna meet dudes lol. Why stop at coronavirus when you can get the clap, too?
I’m inviting a few of my favorite manwhores to a pool party. Bring booze and wear your banana hammock so Amy can see what I’m always talking about
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