.....so he has a son. Josh. That is not his roommate
Taljing aboutpenisrs w gerruly ska pops
fuck he's narrating my life in a british voice make him stop im way too fucking high for this
Last night he tried to put me in their garbage can and then sprayed me with a fire extinguisher in their kitchen...that house is always interesting
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literally have a bruise on my forehead from being over the toilet all night.
well at that point we were just fucking to keep warm.
The pet store wouldn't sell us fish because they said they could tell we were drunk.
in my lab write-up should i mention that i watered my plant with tequila?
How do you set tits on fire ? I swear her tits were on fire.
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I may have just unintentionally roofied a man in a wheelchair
Oh fuck, I messaged a Jack Kerouac poem to a girl I'm trying to sleep with last night at 4am.
if i bang your brother are we still cool?
debating what would be more effort, turning on to my other side or trying to get myself off with my left hand. that kind of lazy day.
If my dick was big enough to fuck the eye of a hurricane, I would.
He was out clubbing with his SON. WHY did you let me KISS HIM? Also WHERE WAS HIS SON?!
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