We walked 2 miles, legit 2 miles, and purchased 7 half gallons. One for each of us. Intense
very cute, but more "I wanna put you in my pocket and keep you as a pet" and less "please bang me" type of cute.
The funny thing about my wife cheating on me is that the guy probably has genital warts now. Sweet.
Is it wrong to scream your own name when about to bust?
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His dick was so small it sat perched on top of his balls like it was king of his scrotum.
im pretty sure you tried to fart so bad you accidently pissed your pants at my party.
i keep seeing random pieces of my outfit all around town.
You know you have a great job when you need a DD home from work at 6pm.
I have mastered the 3 minute room cleaning drill in preparation for the nights possible slam-piece
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Correction... Drunk on winter break. There are no days of the week on break.
When she sees your dick for the first time, tell her it glows blue when orcs are close
I feel like a sex bomb and I need to go explode on somebody
not only was there glitter in the toilet after i peed, but there was some on the toilet paper after i wiped. this cant be healthy.
You WHAT?!?!
Paid. A. Homeless. Guy. To. Throw. A. Drink. In. Her. Face.
I fucking love you.
I couldn't be more proud to be a cougar. Just wondering how these twenty somethings learned how to fuck so well? Must be porn.
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