and when i put it inside her she yelled "welcome aboard!"
yah i'm on my way- is everything ok?
i'm holding a walmart bag of my own hot vomit that i closed up with some random chicks hair tie. we r pretty fucking far from ok
just put cider in my bong. gotta love fall
Just turned rock'em sock'em robots with my little cousin into a drinking game. Im drinking bourbon hes drinking hot chocolate.
You know, it's scary to think that someday I might buy a pregnancy test with pride, not at 2am...
thanks for brining me home and putting me in my bed. the pillow fort your built around me is also appreciated.
Shoot me. Guy hitting on me with a beaver on his head. Says it is his spirit animal.
this year we will have multiple halloween identities. lesbian couple meets brian and stewie
When / where did the additional couches appear?
Additional?
James brought one with him when he showed up. Theres still 2 outside and according to facebook, at least one more burned up.
I am making it a rule that only people I am comfortable around enough to not have to put a bra on are allowed for Sunday funday. I think that's a good rule for someone who started drinking alone at noon while everyone else here sipped their coffee.
Do you remember when you first moved into my parents house with me and we came home to find that my dad bolted the headboard to the wall
But of course I'm in. After all, what fun would the holidays be without trying to find the perfect gift to impress someone you've never met, but need the approval of??
But I put cranberries and apples in my wine so it's festive drinking not suicidal drinking
I'm pretty sure my calc professer is on coke. He's just too excited for this to be an 8am class.
He has the fingertips of a God
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