You and your empty threats of no sex. Like.u.cud.hold.out.
A woman in the waiting room at the STD clinic told me that she is going to pray to jesus for my penis.
and people in Baltimore still get a bad wrap.
And people are going to start dressing like that in public, it's just ridiculous, the goths and now the GAGAs
i feel like pocahontas...the disney character not from real chance of love
coming from the girl bound and determined to pee in the snow
why would you restrict a girl of that
Straight up if I get stuck with her I'm going to drink myself into a prison cell.
I think they were making kool-aid in my bed. There is lots of sugar and my hands and face are stained blue.
I woke up to the sound of him repeatedly tapping out SOS in Morse Code using his hard cock.
I just walked out of the side door of the bar to come in the front door so no one would know I've been here drinking before our work meeting.
She forgot a bra so she just used seran wrap. The scary thing is, it worked.
Walking actually physically hurts. We should do it again some time.
No, I barely made it home last nite. Kept telling cab driver I live across the street from Susan Sarandon?? Thank god her coop addy is posted online.
i'll...probably just offer you drugs?
i'll...probably take them in all honesty
I refuse to take any type of advice let alone love advice from a motherfucker who is missing 3 fingers from a Fucked up masturbating accident.
I need like a billion tiny bottles of alcohol to put in the patron pinatas
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