is it considered a "problem" when you find a pickle slice in your bed in the morning or is it like a "super-awesome bonus"?
I was just tapping my foot in the bathroom at Penn Station just PRAYING for anonymous sex. You know how that goes.
okay, this is the fifth time he asked if it was in yet. maybe i shouldn't have dated a blind guy.
So then I told him that only a restaurant managed by a florida fan could run out of ketchup
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I'm watching a Sinbad stand up special. Not even drugs can make this funny.
Drunk at a girls little league game. Hello summer.
Tonights theme there is the 7 deadly sins. Greed, envy, sloth, gluttony, sluttiness, fellatio and vodka.
Currently coming up with judgment, the game. Works well on buses, will probably be more entertaining in bars.
Now that you're back together are you gonna tell him you set his stuff on fire?
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got high to the hills theme song. FEEL THE RAIN ON YOUR SKIN. no regrets.
God I hope my hair dresser doesn't realize that all these hairspiration pictures are from gay porn blogs on tumblr.
is one penis in the hand worth one better nicer penis in the manscaped bush?
I just found a grey hair. On my nipple. Fuck you too, Mother Nature.
If I stopped mid-sex because the guy was hung like a light switch, it doesn't count, does it? Like the five second rule.
Enjoy your early 30’s! You’re still young enough to catch a twenty something that can fuck 4 times a day, hot enough to date forty year old penises that can last long enough to give you multiple orgasms
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