He's a fan of Alicia Keys on Facebook. It doesn't NEED to say 'interested in men'.
Yah, I definitely wouldn't wanna be fingered with a fake arm...
Still drunk just puked in the meat cooler tried to clean it up with ham. Its not working
The drunk teletubby stumbling out of the place tipped me off..
Yea.. I remember nothing. Except that the taxi driver was 56 years old and apparently never cheated on his wife.
I'm not sure if you saw my recent facebook update, but I have already put the Radio Flyer wagon to good use. I had someone pull me to the nearest bar.
I've come to the conclusion while folding laundry and watching porn that I may be dead inside.
Not a chance. She stuck her hand under my kilt and she told the whole table I was indeed commando. She broke all the rules.
I want to throw all of their shoes in the pool so I feel like there is some justice in the world
I'M SO LONELY THAT I TEXTED THE FRESHMAN
Sunday mornings are confusing. Like. I can't decide if I want to go for a run or start drinking
Also I think I realized when my life started to turn into shambles.. The day I took my high school senior picture WITH A HICKEY ON MY NECK
Would it be rude to use my vibrator? like he forfeited his right to be mad when he left me orgasmless...right?
He's so sweet...I can't see him enjoying that I got injured during sex.
Showed up to the airport to find my fuck buddy is on the same flight. Do you think he'd be intertested in the mile high club?
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