I feel like my sweat is 40 proof right now
what age do we have to be before we can stop fucking guys on the first date?
Either seal the deal or get out of the room, I don't want to hide in this closet anymore
I feel I need to conquer him. He's six ft eight and 265lbs. Its like the mount Everest of sex.
He dumped me and I don't wanna fuck his best friend for revenge. Is this what maturity feels like?
Her divorce is going to cut into the amount of time we spend fucking.
I'm in awe of how selfish that is.
This is your morning news. Today at 5 pm I will be going out of town until the 29th. If you would like some great sex before I leave, please contact me. The available packages are: a house call, an outdoor excursion, or a delivery style in-car quickie. available only while supplies last.
Come get me...we were walking home and she kept yelling "people need to get run over more!" then she just sat down in the middle of the street saying "it just feels right."
That sounds promising. I'm twerking to human nature.
Had to leave my skype meeting to vomit. I'm obviously ready for the real world.
I made him laugh his dick is mine
You know how it is. Tell me not to do somebody and suddenly I wanna.
My mom is dancing slutty on the bar I need more drinks to be ok with this
I am no longer embarassed by my vagina
It concerns why you would be in the first place, but I'd rather not know
Now swiping left on 23-year-olds with abs. Is this adulting?
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