I just saw a girl play flip cup with only her tongue
I'm in love
It's like the water temple from zelda. but with more tits.
I don't want to eat him, he probably tastes terrible.
i have one question about last night
if this is about your fridge being filled with hotdogs, sour cream, and PB&J open-faced sandwiches, i can explain
i proceeded to stick my hands in his pants while he continued to repeat i have a girlfriend
You scratched my dick last night. It deserves an apology and I fell that actions speak louder than words when it comes to apologies like this.
He is so amazingly handsome. I just wanna fuck every shred of decency out of him.
ok so I've decided, new penis Thursday (formally known as new people Thursday) will need to be put on hold next week in preparation for Friday
Memorial weekend is the following week genius. New penis Thursday countdown has already begun.
I'm not sure what is worse, the fact that Hoffman doesn't sell vodka before 9am or that I was trying to buy vodka at 8:30am.
Steve watched craig and I have sex from the top level of his cat tower this morning.
Yo making cake in the shape of a penis is no easy feat
Quick I need a sexy way to say "suck your balls"
I need to stop challenging people to taking off clothes. I win too often
Unless you count my weekly workout where I drink wine, listen to obscure/cheesy records, and pretend I'm a ballerina...no. I don't exercise.
I dont need your sympathy!!!! Just a fifth of vodka and gummy bears...lots and lots of gummy bears to take my agression out on.
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