NEED BACKUP we are in the kitchen arguing about who would win in fight against lil Wayne and snoop dog
my sisters under your porch take her home
And my awkwardness continues. I felt the need to send him a text that said roar. I did it.
Ugh, here's a dating tip. Hairy legs are a major turn off
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I Know I'm the drunk girl in the trunk right now, BUT PLEASE LISTEN TO ME!
Should we buy the taco bell before hand? Not having taco bell on Quattro de mayo isn't a risk I'm willing to take
All I'm saying is that your next houseguest had better not barge in on me in the shower demanding I wash the stolen dye from his hair. I'm not doing that a second time.
So on a scale of 1 to Friendship-Over, how mad would you be if a rando I brought home sharted on the shag carpet in the living room?
Honestly I will go to church for him, I will even try to quit smoking for him. But his dick is not worth losing alcohol. He sure as fuck isn't taking away our wine nights.
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If i still have my costume on when i get home from the bar i am gonna be pissed
"Douchebag of the Year" award goes to the guy who didn't reply to the picture of my tits.
If y'all wanna know how far the apple fell from the tree I'm sexting during Easter service. Mom would be so proud 😳
just found the "let's take a picture before we do these roommates" before picture
thank god there was never an after picture.
I'm not sure of this happened or if it was just a dream... But I vividly remember you walking down the street naked?
No actually I had socks on...
So...I'm pretty sure I have officially determined that reverse cowgirl is the only position possible to have sex in my smart four two
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