it was beautiful and magic like when a hot girl grabs her own tits and smiles at you
My dick has been asking about u. He said he didn't do anything wrong n I'm a dumbass
so when i dont talk to her she talks to herself...idk whats worse
Dude you need to stop whoring out my boobs. They are for emergencies only.
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Well he's in a two year college so technically hes a senior. At least can we just pretend I'm not robbing the cradle.
Its funny how you denied every part of the text except " you hate fat ppl"
it's official, after last weekend my girl number is higher than my guy number. fix this.
He's either jacking off or listening to Kanye West.
allie, at least he made an effort and braided his goatee.
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The only thing that made me get out of bed this morning was knowing that tonight, I don't plan on remembering what happened today
Just had a random flashback of you tickling some guy's nipple with your claw ring, and then him moaning and stripping in the middle of the bar. You give good memories.
Oh, honey. If you're seeing a girl just for the sex, never doubt that she knows and she's doing the same thing. We're not stupid, we're just craftier than you.
he said "be careful" then handed me a cheezit...
So I'm getting really old. I feel asleep for a booty call that I initiated. The struggle is real.
Listen. You dont know how advanced you are in yoga till you have to shave your butthole