I'm pretty sure that every show on ABC Family could be turned into a drinking game.
Five Mah tais Laser and i skill have not drunk dial you
come in to starbucks and ill make you a 4loko latte before theyre banned
I just wanted to let you know that this afternoon I took a piss at the same toliet you drank out of on New Years Eve.
I'm now at that point where it just feels natural to do a few shots of whisky with breakfast and then head to work
Well, he has like 3 girlfriends but I think I could be polygamist for that dick.
His ankle bracelet went off in the middle of sex. That makes a girl reevaluate her life...
After all the hair products he's stolen from me, he better fucking be gay.
The last mom I slept with was the worst lay ever. Imagine fucking a hairy wet pillow for 60 minutes. Good luck with your milf. I was joking about the Susan Boyle comment btw.
I'm pretty sure my lung is caught on my rib. And I can't feel the left side of my face. Best. Sex. Ever.
Just so you know, a 6'7" tall gay man, with a martini in one hand and a fairy wand in the other, is not a force to be reckoned with...don't ask.
Showering in not my own throw up is really hittin the spot right now.
I wonder if my sister will drive me around while I do bong hits in the back seat..
Ive seen a birth plenty of times, pretty awesome like a bear trying to climb out of a volkswagon.
I threw up soo much that I started crying. Then his grandma randomly came in and started rubbing my back...
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