All I want to do is go home, strip down to my pants, get in the shower and pee down my leg
Singing into hair straightener during spice girls....sooo dangerous
I have no idea what i drank..i remember dancing and ass grabbing..u falling. Headbutts. Trying not to puke. And deja vu.
id like to point out that while i was just peeing a condom fell out of my vag.
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Stripperoke is exactly what it sounds...
WHO INVENTED HANGOVERS WHERE ARE MY CLOTHES
He's a forty-something balding gay man with no boundaries or sense of social norms. Of course we should befriend him.
Just because you can put your penis in it does not make it "good stuff".
I went to the bathroom, came back, and my friend was sleeping leaning up against the stripper pole.
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They are the perfect team. One always has weed, the other always has cigarettes. They're like the Batman and Robin of drugs
I feel like I should go door-to-door apologizing to America.
It will be interesting
Isn't that your life's motto?
Trust no bitch in laser tag. Not a single one.
I've got a bottle of water, a bag of salad greens, and a bottle of hot sauce. How stoned do you think I am?
The only thing i ask you for is vegan food and sex.
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