perhaps when you are drinking red wine from a tall glass with a straw it is time to call it a night.
Come on... In this relationship-economy, you gotta have "awesome blowjobs" on your resume.
Does it really count as two different guys if they're brothers? I like to think of it as one and a half.
His housemate was playing a sad violin solo for me on my way out. God I hate musicians.
I sat on his lap and we shared a beer. I feel like that's an invitation to his dick.
How do you get a black eye playing beer pong??
We still need to grow old, buy a house, and drink 40's while wearing old people sunglasses, staring at the young studs mowing our lawn.
We had a weird moment. Mid-sex he started talking. It went along the lines of "I. FUCKING. LOVE.....this condom..."
Either way, we will celebrate half Christmas the only way we can. Completely and irresponsibly wasted.
only I would find a long lost relative through a craigslist casual encounters ad
The fact that I bookended my summer with pregnancy scares doesn't upset me. The fact that he's a trombone major does...
I did a trust fall off the bar and then almost got into a knife fight over a push up competition. Just another Tuesday.
But then our conversations are like black box recordings. Just the stuff you hear when the plane is going down
I just thought that if your brother was ever going to invite me over again, he probably shouldn't catch me fucking you in his bathroom.
what are you up to?
it's 8pm, i've already showered and gotten in bed. if you wanted to make plans u should have asked 3 months in advance
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