ahhh, you guys look like a cute little family in the cop car!
Jake died.
WTF????????? That's how you tell me????
Oops typo. Jake cried.
if this week's events in iraq have taught me anything, it's that when pulling out, always expect a mess...
in retrospect, sexting while high was a mistake - I meant to say "I'll fuck you stupid, baby" but of course I said "I'll fuck your stupid baby"
Just realized our kids will one day call us old because we were around when texting came about. I'm sad.
guy in the car over is getting some terrible road head. he just gave me a thumbs down when he noticed i was watching.
I decided to name her "day after thanksgiving" because I am sure I just got someone elses leftovers.
i no longer even have beer goggles. i'm pretty sure i blacked out and had beer lasik.
Osama's death just kick started our Cinco de mayo celebration. Margaritas for anyone wearing red white and blue!
ughh I puked about 4 times on metro, no one seems to like the cool design I made on my shirt
Due to last night I think a roommate constitution should be made. The first law will be designed to prevent any chicks below a 4 to enter the house.
apparently I stole your wolf lighter. probably bc you made me howl while you puked over your deck railing.
Probably for the best. My morning wood is pretty horrible. I wouldn't want to tip the earth's axis/ create a new magnetic pole
I'm really glad I had vomit on my sweater when I met his sister.
Please come check out theses cougars grinding on a pole. I feel like they're showing us up and we need a duel stat
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