Running into every girl no one would hook up with here at rick's. Typical.
Just got yelled at by a priest...again.
So today I found out that our school is known as the herpes school
She was narrarating everything she did.. like while making toast.
so I woke up without pants, but my cardigan was still on and fully buttoned. curious.
at roughly 3:30am you called me saying you were gonna start a big game of strip twister in politics class and i was your partner.
Well... first you killed the girls goldfish, then you shoved her face in your armpit, made her cry, got kicked out, ate your cigarettes, and passed out in her driveway. Pretty successful night if you ask me
We're in the kiddy pool eating marshmellows and drinking wine out of a box. Please dress casual.
Eight drinks in. Subject is fondling chips before eating them. Intoxicated texting has expanded from best friend to random guy I met in FBLA.
I was thirsty after the sex and it was a long trek back to res so naturally I stole chocolate milk from his fridge as I left
I kinda forgave him after he laid next to me and rubbed my arm for four hours while I tripped balls.
Looks like a sea otter shaved my vagina. Keep an eye out for me this weekend, no one can see this.
I’d feel the same about religion. We can talk about it, but I want you to go down on me first
Quit being awkward towards me every time the group is together. They're going to figure out we're fucking.
We did blind alcohol taste testing and she got 10 of 10. I'm in love.
Randomize
