She told me that she faked her orgasm. Does she think I care??
shut up. I wear heels bigger than your dick
just found preset five on the shower head...pretty sure my pussy just had a panic attack
I just scratched behind my ear and found icing. Fuck you.
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i figure now that we're number one party school im obligated to black out at least 4 days a week. andddd go.
how bad is she
captain morgan with tits
So how much of last night are we going to pretend never happened? Enough to stay friends?
Pissed along side the highway while waving at all the traffic... if thats not a sign of a productive night to come then idk what is
Scary truckers and hobos. These are the men I attract
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Guess whose hungry like a hippo: this bitch.
I have to confess something, I may or may not have knocked on your window at 2:30 am while balancing on some guys hands. We found tequila.
Like, when both of your dads are drag queens you're bound to have some amazing Halloween makeup
Don't tell me I can do whatever makes me happy while also saying I have to put on pants.
are you drinking tonight?
I have an exam tomorrow
so yes.
OH GOD IT TASTES LIKE IT SMELLS
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