Buhtt sex?
i just saw a woman using her birth control packet as a wallet.
Anyway, my grandfather thinks you're attractive
There I was staring at a teeny weeny black one and a huge white one. It was like an episode of Myth Busters
She made out with me for a free sandwich. What makes you think she is NOT up to my standards?
Keep in mind that he's 43, unemployed and living with his parents. There's really not much we could do to make his life worse.
Joe decreed the livingroom and the hallway up to the burn mark his kingdom. I think this is the point of 'stage an intervention'
I mean Grimace is basically just a big piece of purple shit and he is loved way more than the hamburglar just to put it into perspective
My dad and I just got asked if "we wanted a more intimate setting for our date". The world is coming to an end.
he ate me out like 4 times and told me that my vagina "was too much fun".
I just made a drink so ill shit. It's goona be great. Ill tell you about it when you get here. Get pumped. For my shit.
I have tan lines from my nipple rings.
One failed naked backward somersault off the bed and I realize - I either need to drink less or workout more. Perhaps both.
Maybe I'm not hungover. Maybe I'm actually dying.
Just found out the last guy I hooked up with is being held in a federal prison under suspicion of stealing 175k.
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