His vagina is bleeding blood all over the court
it was really awkward, he kept trying to get on the bed with us and we kept having to kick him back on the floor.
he passed out on the stove with a cup in his hand. yes the pictures are hilarious
I'm going to make him fall in love with me one blow job at a time.
If everything I've heard is true, then she's lost her virginity three times
I'm sneaking you alcohol into a hospital. This either says love or "we have a problem"
i asked the cop if we could stop and do a chinese firedrill.... he said no.
FYI: telling a guy his dick is more impressive than you remembered it - they don't take it as a compliment.
THERE IS SOMEONE IN MY CAR MILKING HERSELF AND TELLING ME TO TRY IT
Sometimes I think about the fact that I lost my virginity while watching anime and I wonder what that says about me
Pregnancy test = positive. Hope you still have our old guess who game 'cause daddy elimination begins now.
She told me she loves wine, but hates the mud butt the next day. Dude, way to much info on a second date.
She has no problem going ass to mouth, but won't eat the pizza crust. I don't get it.
I felt like a slutty ass cruella devil driving your old car, And I got in a fight with your wipers
I want to create a human. Discussion later.
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