If he looks like a Gremlin DO NOT get him wet.
Just woke up. First thing I see: Little brother eating last night's jello shots thinking they're reg jello.
Is sexting at a funeral morally wrong?
she said we were using the spray butter as air freshener
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Next guy we share better have a little more dignity than that
Finished the final in under ten minutes and then puked in the bushes outside. I don't even care if I graduate anymore.
The best thing about my promotion is that I now have an office with a door. I can take my naps in peace instead of leaning my head against the stall in the bathroom.
I can't believe they pay you six figures. I hate you.
The other. Cat spoke to me and left. This shit is laced
The first cat might save me but they are taking out masks
I'll probably regret it tomorrow. But right now, accepting this $2000 credit card so that I can finance booty calls from across the united states sounds like a golden idea.
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this case of pbr just wont end. i keep finding more.
Remember that time we turned a can of Axe body spray into a flame thrower?
We both work at 8am and I have to shower but my roommate is passed out on our bathroom floor with the door locked. Merry Christmas.
You're not talking any sense into me. You're cheering me on to disaster.
... is that not half the reason I'm your best friend in the first place?
I didn’t not spend thanksgiving morning making out with him in a diner parking lot
Woke up with a girls naked next to me I had her thong on somehow.
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