Remember that dream I told you about where I shit out my own skeleton? I had it again last night.
you were chalanging people to drink the "worlds biggest jager bomb" - a VASE of Redbull and a PINT of Jager... is it no wonder you dont remember anything?
Some guy shouted fuck america during the national anthem, i decked him. They threw him out. USA USA USA!
there is mayo everywhere what the fuckkkk
She's the drunk girl with the air-horn and sunflower seeds.
Can we go out and do something semi fancy soon? I feel like wearing a dress and pretending to be an adult.
You have to start asking people if they're gay before you kiss them..
I CAN ONLY BE THE BIRDIE ON YOUR SHOULDER WHO LEADS YOU INTO BAD DESCISIONS
i have achieved a new state of being which requires no food or water but is sustained only by coffee and pure, unrelenting rage
SOME BITCH AT THE HOSTEL STOLE MY NUT BUTTER THERE WILL BE BLOOD
I have fence marks all over my body
All I have are vague memories of us eating ham?
Has anyone ever blacked out at an art show your dad brought you to?
I'm so high that a guy on TV just sneezed and I said "bless you."
We should get drunk in walmart
when?
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