Different chick, same blowjob, same parking lot.
porn bloobers exist! never have i laughed so hard while jerking off!
Put your dick on his face to wake him up, dont worry its fine.
i just deleted quailman, hot hawaiian dude, appalachian swimmer, and connecticut from my phone
He had the Transformers symbol tattooed to his chest. We had to do it doggy style so I could laugh into my pillow instead of his face.
Ive been sitting around naked watching magic on youtube.
Go on vacation with her and forget to pack pants. I did that once and it worked like a charm.
She definitely pulled a diaper out of her purse and cleaned up the vodka with it, where do you meet these people?!
She just looked down there and said "i breed horses. this is better than anything ive ever seen."
I think the tooth fairy visited me last night... after I chipped my tooth n blacked out, I woke up to my purse filled with cocaine n sequins.
I can't tell you what you just drank, that would ruin the point of Mystery Monday.
I had phone sex with a retiree last night. This is not how I envisioned my 20s going...
Bake him heart shaped cookies?!? Send him a picture of your tits like an ADULT!
Hay for your next interview you should go in with fake blood on your cloths and tell them you just finished saving a life, then cry
I'm high. The text bubbles floating do no justice to the underwater experiences
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