Dude my mom stole all your condoms
Literally just stood in the shower and forgot what to do. that hungover.
You don't have to be drunk! I've licked your asshole before
She came in to my room half naked at 3am asking me if I had seen the movie balls deep 7
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Hurry up and get here. I already announced to the bar that you were on a mission to get laid tonight. I have 3 takers.
dude I just got a noise complaint from my apartment people for loud sexual activities. I'm framing this for sure
You stumbled in the house, mumbled something about a cheese party, grabbed a block of cheese and the whiskey, and left.
I thi k this dude I fcken showed up to the bar in a raisins shirts. I thought I was better than that. Fuckkkk.
oh and speaking of men I've slept with. Ryan lost 1/3 of a testicle zip lining
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There was just a girl standing next to me on the train, wasted, wearing only one shoe. I so wanted to pat her on the shoulder and say "oh honey, we've all been there"
Thank you for the legal advice. I hope I can pay you in blow jobs.
Are cops allowed to hit on you if they're in uniform?! Serious question.
well true... there's not a real discreet way to masturbate in public
Can you get an STD by sharing underwear? Walk of shamed home and realized I was wearing someone else’s panties
No one knows. This doesn’t happen to normal people.
i just want a beer and a blow job. is that so much to ask?
and i just want a ring so i can stop faking it. is that?
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