she is the female version of PC from the mac and pc commercials..i'll still hit tho
I wasn't fucked. I was just drunk, because i was still able to walk into the woods and masterbate.
I even made an effort to dress like a conservative young lady who doesnt black out and throw up in her bed regularly today.
i took an adderall last night to write a paper. i ended up watching 7 hours of roseanne and couldn't look away
if i hear one more christmas song, i will fucking shoot myself.
The only thing better than Call of Duty is getting jerked off while playing Call of Duty.
yeah, and when i walked in on them fucking he said "go away, i'm making sons."
Something smells like weed and I think it might be my mascara. Come sniff my eyes
I've injured myself in such a way that i am only capable of making love standing up now
Can't decide if I want to watch full house or the fleet wood Mac concert during the presidential debate.
Dad says your scarf isnt fooling anyone and u look like a douchebag, its literally the perfect time to tell him your gay
the first cop to show up was this girl who hooked up with our home ec teacher in high school, she knows about questionable decisions
let’s be honest I’d fucking Irish step dance on your grave, asshole
As planned I took it to the limit. Then we met a new limit. Now they are limit friends.
Lots of tissues. Maybe pizza. Only time will tell. The stages of political grief.
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